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Hi Techguy or Techgirl,

We're a pretty easy setup and nice guys too. 3 vox across the front plus a drum vox. Here's a quick rundown individually:

Chris- vox- downstage center

Round base STRAIGHT stand. Chris is very particular and will prefer not to use a gay stand. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Chris will also occasionally delight the audience with his stunning display of acoustic guitar virtuosity. Think Phoebe from Friends playing Smelly Cat. Anyways, in order for everyone to bask in his shimmering awesomeness, the lad will need a d.i. for his acoustic. That's great.

Dave aka Lance Manion- bass- downstage left

Lance on the other hand WILL use a gay stand. A nice tripod stand with a flamboyant boom attachment. Could you zip tie a nice rose to it too please. If it's not too much trouble, a nice red one. Lance sings a great deal of the backup vocals. As a result of this complicated feat, you may hear some interesting bass lines. That's just Lance reliving his years of Jazz Bass Instruction at Bob's House of Bass Guitar/ and Chipwagon. He's not playing the wrong notes, you're just not hearing them right.

Brad aka Kent Steel- guitar- downstage right

You know the old saying about dudes with BIG amps ala Marshall stacks etc. You know, big amp : small wang...dude must be overcompensating and all that. Kent has a teeny weenie little 1x12 combo amp. Hmmm, I wonder, small amp:......well you know. Kent also has the tracks on stage right, so he'll need a line for that so everyone can enjoy his Brittany Spears impression. No, not that bit about her showing off her beaver, I'm talking about her using backing tracks.

Oh, ya......that teeny guitar amp will be mic'd. No stinkin' DI for this guy. Just pure 100% unadulterated transistor radio tone.

Ed aka Kurt Feelings- drums- upstage center

You will go to all the trouble of setting up a mic and stand for Kurt, and then halfway through the first set say to yourself: "Self, I don't think the drummer even sings." Well he does. Sometimes. Occasionally.... Oh OK. Kurt needs the mic stand only to hang the collection of panties, g-strings and thongs that invariably wind up being tossed at him during the evening. Sometimes he will hang his own laundry up. It's difficult to tell the difference.

Kurt also likes to display his collection of Royal Doulton figurines. If possible, a nice black shelf close to the drumkit for displaying his passion, and for setting drinks on- that would be dandy. Kurt requests that you go easy on the gates, please. And don't forget the a/c drop...well he needs SOMEPLACE to recharge his blackberry, doesn't he?

A little tip about dealing with Kurt: don't bring up the topic of figure skating. Once he starts yakking about that, you can't shut him up.

Any questions can be emailed to us, or phoned in to 519.235.1263

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